So if you're a 22-year-old girl, here some telltale signs that he's just not right for you:
1. He's divorced.
2. He served in Kuwait in 1991. (At which time, you were eight years old)
3. He says you remind him of Maggie Gyllenhaal in "The Secretary" and makes a comment about spanking.
So needless to say, I've decided that a second date just isn't a good idea.
On a better note, I'm driving to East Lansing this weekend for the Michigan/Michigan State game. It should be a good one, with a good possibility for a victory. And I can't wait to see my old friends, even if it's just for a couple days.
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